6 Things You Shouldn't Do on The First Day of School

Okay, I'm in the mood for a goofy post. So here we go!

Based on real life experiences I've had at schools (that I shouldn't have done!), I've created a list of 6 things you shouldn't do on the First Day of School.

1). Don't talk yourself up. Stay quiet, and listen to OTHER people talk themselves up.

2). Don't kick & scream at the people who talk themselves up, remember they're just as conceited as you are.. only not holding their tongues.

3). Look the teacher in the eyes, so they see you're a content listener... and so your eyes don't wander to their ass.

4). If that teacher catches you staring at their ass, don't bite your lip and say "I like your jeans, where did you get them?" - as this will scare the teacher off.

5). Don't ask a guy/girl out. That's better left for within the second month back at school.

6). If a guy/girl just so happens to ask you out, don't ask them if they want to go get "hammered" at a party. Thiiiis will most likely get your head hammered off!